Midlife Crisis


E-|----|-----|-----|-----|-----|
B-|----|-----|-----|-10--|-12--|
G-|-9--|-12--|-11--|-9---|-11--|
D-|-9--|-12--|-9---|-7---|-9---|
A-|-7--|-10--|-9---|-----|-----|
E-|----|-----|-----|-----|-----|
E G B/F# A B

Here's the lyrics to the verse and when to play the above chords:

E
Go on and ring my neck
G
Like when a rag gets wet
B/F#
A little discipline
A
For my pet genius
E
My head is like lettuce
G
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
B
I cannot stop giving

(B)
I'm thirtysomething.
E
Sense of security
G
Like pockets jingling
B/F# A
Midlife crisis
E
Suck ingenuity
G
Down through the family
B
(B)
Tree...

Here's the rest of the verse lyrics:

What an inheritance
The salt and the kleenex
Morbid self-attention
Bending my pinky back
A little discipline
A donor by habit
A little discipline
Rent an opinion.
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument
Midlife crisis.
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee.


Okay, here's what I guess you'd call the chorus , just use any old form of
the chords shown
(whatever suits ya'):

E5 D5
You're perfect yes it's true
A5 E5 D5 A5
But without me you're only you
(you're only you)
E5 D5
Your menstruating heart
A5 E
(palm mute)
It ain't bleeding enough for two.


Then, for the part that goes It's a midlife...crisis____ just play the
progression from the verse
(way above).


Then after that weird, descending synth effects part
(there's really no
way to tab that out OR play it on a guitar...so skip it), play the
following
(this is also keyboard arranged for guitar) and sing the It's a
midlife...crisis_____ three times.
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B-|----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----|-16-||
G-|-14-13-17-16-14-|-16--16-14-16-|-16-14-17--16-14-|-16--|-16-||
D-|----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----|-16-||
A-|----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----|----||
E-|----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----|----||

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